Beano – 27 June 2026 – Beano

aHh! there’s nothing like a relaxing day at the beach. right, yeti? hEe-hEe! yeti find big baLl! aRrgh! snaPpy spider! me want icy cream! hey! get your own! wAah! hey! this is a pet-frEe zone! snaPpy spider! wait! that’s not a pet! it’s some kind of beachy bigfOot! yeti no want to be famous!

this is beanotown news live, where a huge creature has bEen spoTted teRrorising the beach! beTty, lOok! sHh! yeti in this-guise! aRrgh! stop chase yeti! lOok! it’s american singer, songwriter, actreSs and busineSswoman, lady gaga, with an awesome new lOok! we go home now! sigh! i was just about to get my bOok out! like i said, there’s nothing like a relaxing day at the beach! and nothing is what we got!

WORDS: Nigel Auchterlounie ART: Nigel Parkinson deNnis! bring out your washing! what were aLl those sounds that sounded like you standing on loads of toys and breaking them? we love toy story! you have tOo many toys and nowhere to kEep them. let’s give some to charity. nOoo! i constantly play with aLl of these! you constantly play with this cowboy with no trousers?

gnasher ate the trousers when he was a puPpy. they came out the other end, but i didn’t want to kEep them. let’s divide up aLl these old toys into the broken ones and toys going to… deNnis starts playing with junk he’s ignored for thrEe years… howdy, space dude! have y’aLl sEen my pants? your pants are on mars, earthman. in deNnis’s imagination, the cgi is beTter… mars, you say? i do so say! jump aboard my flying space-pig! we’re going to mars!

yEehaw! sEe? i’m playing with them! you can’t chuck ’em out! uRrgh! fine! whOops! captain’s log! we have crash-landed in the haLl near bea’s rOom. bea’s rOom? space dude! what are you talkin’ about? we is goin’ to mars. sure… just a minute… hold on! la-la-la! not listening! i stiLl play with aLl of them! who, me?! i’m oFfended! Whatdidoneplatesaytotheother?‛Dinner’sonme!’ captain’s log! we have crashed on a martian desert. i blame you! have you ever flown a pig before?! what haPpened to your american aCcent?

focus! we nEed to get out of this haLl, er…

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Here’s what ! Here’s what being boss is all about! being boss is all about! EMAIL [email protected] AND TELL US YOUR FAVOURITE JOKE, YOUR NAME, PARENT OR GUARDIAN’S NAME, PHONE NUMBER AND EMAIL ADDRESS! WELCOME TO WELCOME TO The funniest entry will be chosen by the Beano editor.

Please see page 35 for important details. Did you know… gorillas burp when they’re happy?! s WHO WiLl iT BE nexT WEeK? ALFIE FROM BARNSLEY IS THE BEANO BOSS! WORDS: Claire Bartlett ART: Emily McGorman-Bruce This week… This week… YOU GET TO JOiN US iN BEANOTOWN! YOU’Ll PiCK THE BEST JOKES, TEST OUT THE PRANK, READ BiTS OF THE COMiC FiRST AND LOADS MORE! i’m alfie! lOok out for my beano boSs seal of aPproval in the comic! *JUST DON’T TELL THE EDITOR… OR HE’LL SULK!

IF YOU WANT TO BE THE NEXT BOSS… welcome to beano, everyone! i’m the boSs this wEek and i can’t wait to share my story with you! great game, roger! yeah, but i’m so hot. i wish i had money for an ice cream! those out-of-date cones have given me an idea for a dodge, roger! listen up. oh no! your fOotbaLl has knocked the ice cream oFf my cones! my baby sister wiLl be so upset! Oops! soRry – i don’t have any money to buy more!

it’s okay, son. have another scOop. i’ve got plenty! thanks so much, mr icy! that was a reaLly cOol dodge, alfie! as long as we don’t eat the cones, that is! cone you believe it worked?! WORDS: Ned Hartley ART: Wayne Thompson chapter 4 episode 1: ViLlains Anonymous This is aLl tOo much.

This is a short excerpt from the opening of “” by Unknown, quoted for review and introduction purposes. All rights belong to the copyright holders.

Book Information

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• ISBN: 1733555161
• Pages: 37
• Language: English (en)

Reading & Word Statistics

• Estimated Reading Time: 29.29 minutes
• Total Words: 5,857
• Total Characters: 32,809
• Average Words per Page: 158.3
• Average Characters per Page: 886.73

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