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That’s what she tells herself while raiding her teen’s wardrobe for a crop top or asking for the ‘tea’ on the latest fall-out in sixth form. She wants to be the first person her kids share a secret with, and maybe she will be, one day. Until then, she’s just an embarrassment to be seen with at the supermarket.

The bragger So your son learned to ride his bike? Well, hers has been cycling since before he could walk. He’s just SO advanced. And he knows how to count to 100 and could read at the age of 3. In French. This mum reckons her boy will be Prime Minister when he grows up, though she probably thinks the job is a bit beneath him… The event planner Ever been to a children’s party that seemingly cost more than your annual salary?

This mum has hired a DJ, magician and face painter, and stuffed personalised party bags with silk and gold… not to mention the made-to-order three-tier cake. What’s wrong with a simple tea party and a few fondant fancies? or asking fo in sixth form. She wants to person her kids share a secret with, and maybe she will be, one day.

Until then, she’s just an embarrassment to be seen with at the supermarket. The screen queen There’s nothing like going out for a nice meal, only to hear the incessant snorting of Peppa Pig and friends in the background. Look, no one’s judging this mum for letting her child have some screen time while she polishes off her nosh, but could she at least bring some headphones?

The soft touch As little Timmy the Terror proceeds to kick, punch and throttle every other kid in the sandpit, his mum wanders over, phone in hand. ‘Gentle, Timmy, my darling!’ she says with a nonchalant chuckle. Maybe if she were more hands-on, little Timmy would be more hands-off! chatmagbingo.com New players only. Min dep £10. 300% bingo bonus (max £30). 4x bingo wagering required. 5-day expiry. 18+. GambleAware. T&Cs apply. chatmagbingo.com/#tnc The home of great bingo, Slingo and slot games! Our services facilitated by this website are operated by Broadway Gaming Ireland DF Limited, a company incorporated in the Republic of Ireland.

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