Demon And Dumpling – Dalton C Moore

“Explain.” “The arena—it’s constructed like a game environment. There are collision errors, geometry exploits…” I gestured frantically at a section where two barrier types intersected. “Look there—that corner where the hex pattern meets the square tiles. In a game, that would be a weak point in the programming. We can use it!” Vesper hesitated for a fraction of a second, weighing conventional hunter protocols against my wild theory. The hand-jelly was regrouping for another attack. Decision time. “Show me,” she said. I led her toward the intersection I’d spotted, moving with the confidence of someone who’d spent thousands of hours finding ways to break video games.

“This barrier looks solid, but if the physics are consistent with standard dimensional parameters, there should be a —” I leaped at what appeared to be a solid wall at an impossible angle, applying pressure at the exact point where the patterns overlapped. Instead of crashing into it, I slipped through a gap that shouldn’t exist, emerging on a ledge that offered perfect high ground.

“Holy shit, that worked!” I called back, as surprised as anyone. “Come on!” Without hesitation, Vesper followed, executing the maneuver with far more grace than my flailing success. The hand-jelly creature surged toward us, but couldn’t navigate the same exploit—it was programmed to follow standard arena paths. “There!” I pointed to another spot. “Another seam in the arena geometry! If we chain these together, we can flank it from above!” What followed was a sequence that would have made any speedrunner proud. We wall-ran along surfaces at angles that defied physics, jumped between barriers with pixel-perfect timing, and used momentum conservation tricks that shouldn’t work outside of a game engine.

The hand-jelly couldn’t adapt to our unconventional approach, growing increasingly disoriented as we appeared where no hunter should be able to reach. From our new vantage points, we had the advantage.

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Subscribe to my newsletter for early access and extra chapters at https://daltoncmoore.com OceanofPDF.com Chapter 1 “—and that’s why I think pizza rolls are actually a form of pasta. I mean, if ravioli counts, right?” Kelly’s face performed that special kind of smile people do when they’re mentally calculating the fastest escape route from a conversation. I recognized it immediately. It was the third time I’d seen it from her tonight, and we were only on drink two.

I was bombing this Tinder date harder than that time I tried speedrunning Elden Ring while high on my homemade edibles. The ones that tasted like cheap chocolate and lawn clippings. “So, Alex…” Kelly swirled her cocktail straw in a practiced motion. “Your profile said you work in video game retail? GameSmart, right?” “Yeah!” I perked up. Common ground at last. “Been there almost three years now. Assistant manager on Tuesdays and every third Saturday.”

“That’s…” she searched for a word, “consistent.” I nodded enthusiastically, completely missing the exit ramp she’d just offered. “The employee discount is pretty sweet. Twenty percent off pre-owned titles. I’ve got like, this insane collection at home. I just picked up this golden oldie called Demon Hunter: Eternal Vigilance. It’s this obscure PS2 game about hunting interdimensional monsters. Super underrated.” Kelly checked her phone under the table. Not subtly. This was going about as well as my last six dates, which is to say, catastrophically.

My dating history was basically a museum exhibit called “Ways to Make Women Realize They Have Better Options.”

This is a short excerpt from the opening of “” by Unknown, quoted for review and introduction purposes. All rights belong to the copyright holders.

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