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Dont Bite The Botanist – T M Kirk

Ethan glanced at the trail of flour leading from the closed doors to Tressa. “I’d say that’s a safe assumption. Though I don’t think that’s a bad thing. A badass vampire hunter like you shouldn’t be hidden away in a stuffy kitchen baking for other people.” “I just thought it might be nice to make a treat for you,” she mumbled into his chest. “To help with settling in here.” He cupped her face with his hands and lifted her head so he could see her properly.
“While I appreciate the gesture,” he said, brushing a smudge of flour off her cheek with his thumb, “you don’t need to bake for me, Tressa. Ever. Though you do have good taste. Lemon tarts are one of my favorites.” Her face lit up. “Oh, well, I’ll have someone who is much more qualified make you some. Any other favorites I should let the chef know about?”
He shook his head. “I’m pretty easy. As long as you don’t put pears or apricots in anything, I’m happy.” She jerked backward, and the motion shifted her body along a part of him that was growing more awake the longer she remained on top of him. “Pear?” she asked. “What do you have against pears?” “I’m deathly allergic, and I’m pretty sure you guys don’t have a spare EpiPen laying around.”
She narrowed her eyes, almost as if the information carried more weight than something so simple should. “You’re allergic? To pears?” Ethan shrugged. “And apricots. Could be worse, though. I could be allergic to something I love, like apples.” He didn’t think his answer was anything surprising, but Tressa’s eyes grew comically wide. He would have to ask her what the big deal with fruit was. She climbed off him, and it wasn’t until her weight disappeared that he realized how much he’d enjoyed having her in his arms.
She held out a hand, and he took it, blinking at how easily she pulled him up. Someone as strong as her would definitely be wasted in a kitchen. In fact, he was more than a little disappointed she didn’t join him and the others for training. He’d love to see what kind of fighting skills his little Sunflower was hiding.
Wait, since when did he use nicknames? And when the fuck did he start thinking of her as ‘his?’ Shaking his head, he brushed off the bits of powder and lemon that had transferred to his clothing. “So, I take it you’re done training?” she asked, eyeing his pants and shirt that had been clean moments ago. “Yeah,” he said, running a hand through his still damp hair.
Three months without a trim had been annoying at first, but he was getting used to the longer strands and how they curled slightly at his shoulders. “I wanted to go until dinner, but Saiden is a bigger hardass than you when it comes to not pushing myself.
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M. Kirk Author’s Note Dedication 1. Chapter 1 2. Chapter 2 3. Chapter 3 4. Chapter 4 5. Chapter 5 6. Chapter 6 7. Chapter 7 8. Chapter 8 9. Chapter 9 10. Chapter 10 11. Chapter 11 12. Chapter 12 13. Chapter 13 14. Chapter 14 15.
Chapter 15 16. Chapter 16 17. Chapter 17 18. Chapter 18 19. Chapter 19 20. Chapter 20 21. Chapter 21 22. Chapter 22 23. Chapter 23 24. Chapter 24 25. Chapter 25 26. Chapter 26 27. Chapter 27 28. Chapter 28 29. Chapter 29 30. Chapter 30 31. Chapter 31 32. Chapter 32 33. Chapter 33 34. Chapter 34 35. Chapter 35 36. Chapter 36 37. Chapter 37 38.
Chapter 38 39. Chapter 39 40. Chapter 40 41. Chapter 41 42. Chapter 42 43. Chapter 43 44. Chapter 44 45. Chapter 45 46. Chapter 46 About the author OceanofPDF.com Also by T. M. Kirk The Don’t Bite Me Series Don’t Bite the Director Don’t Bite the Botanist The Onyx Palace Series The Diamond Palace The Golden Palace The Magical Mishaps Series A Fragile Spell OceanofPDF.com Author’s Note First off, I would like to thank you for picking up book two and welcoming these characters back into your life.
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