{"id":253918,"date":"2026-07-13T03:09:09","date_gmt":"2026-07-13T00:09:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1kitap1.com\/en\/beano-27-june-2026-beano\/"},"modified":"2026-07-13T03:09:09","modified_gmt":"2026-07-13T00:09:09","slug":"beano-27-june-2026-beano","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1kitap1.com\/en\/beano-27-june-2026-beano\/","title":{"rendered":"Beano – 27 June 2026 – Beano"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"<\/figure>\n

aHh! there\u2019s nothing like a relaxing day at the beach. right, yeti? hEe-hEe! yeti find big baLl! aRrgh! snaPpy spider! me want icy cream! hey! get your own! wAah! hey! this is a pet-frEe zone! snaPpy spider! wait! that\u2019s not a pet! it\u2019s some kind of beachy bigfOot! yeti no want to be famous!<\/p>\n

this is beanotown news live, where a huge creature has bEen spoTted teRrorising the beach! beTty, lOok! sHh! yeti in this-guise! aRrgh! stop chase yeti! lOok! it\u2019s american singer, songwriter, actreSs and busineSswoman, lady gaga, with an awesome new lOok! we go home now! sigh! i was just about to get my bOok out! like i said, there\u2019s nothing like a relaxing day at the beach! and nothing is what we got!<\/p>\n

WORDS: Nigel Auchterlounie ART: Nigel Parkinson deNnis! bring out your washing! what were aLl those sounds that sounded like you standing on loads of toys and breaking them? we love toy story! you have tOo many toys and nowhere to kEep them. let\u2019s give some to charity. nOoo! i constantly play with aLl of these! you constantly play with this cowboy with no trousers?<\/p>\n

gnasher ate the trousers when he was a puPpy. they came out the other end, but i didn\u2019t want to kEep them. let\u2019s divide up aLl these old toys into the broken ones and toys going to… deNnis starts playing with junk he\u2019s ignored for thrEe years… howdy, space dude! have y\u2019aLl sEen my pants? your pants are on mars, earthman. in deNnis\u2019s imagination, the cgi is beTter… mars, you say? i do so say! jump aboard my flying space-pig! we\u2019re going to mars!<\/p>\n

yEehaw! sEe? i\u2019m playing with them! you can\u2019t chuck \u2019em out! uRrgh! fine! whOops! captain\u2019s log! we have crash-landed in the haLl near bea\u2019s rOom. bea\u2019s rOom? space dude! what are you talkin\u2019 about? we is goin\u2019 to mars. sure… just a minute… hold on! la-la-la! not listening! i stiLl play with aLl of them! who, me?! i\u2019m oFfended! Whatdidoneplatesaytotheother?\u201bDinner\u2019sonme!\u2019 captain\u2019s log! we have crashed on a martian desert. i blame you! have you ever flown a pig before?! what haPpened to your american aCcent?<\/p>\n

focus! we nEed to get out of this haLl, er…<\/p>\n

\n

COLLECT YOURS EVERY WEDNESDAY! No.4342 Competitions open to UK residents only, unless otherwise stated. PACKED WITH PACKED WITH MEGA-MISCHIEF\u2026 MEGA-MISCHIEF\u2026 \u2605NUMBER 13 JOKES! \u2605MINNIE THE MINX! \u2605HOW TO DRAW A FLYING PIG! \u2605EXTRA NUMSKULLS! \u2605THE BASH STREET KIDS! \u2605GNASHER & GNIPPER! AND LOADS MORE! \u2026MOMENTS OF \u2026MOMENTS OF THE MONTH! THE MONTH! A GlOoM G St St OVER OVER BANANAMAN N N! The latesT cHapTer beginS!<\/p>\n

100% 100% FUNNY! FUNNY! A IS CAS N F WHERE WHERE READING READING IS A IS A SUPERPOWER! SUPERPOWER! DENNIS HAS A TOY STORY TO TELL! HARSHA\u2019S TRICK IS THE CREAM OF THE CROP! \u2026AT THE MOVIES! \u2026AT THE MOVIES! \u2026PRANKS! \u2026PRANKS! St IS CAS GlOoM GlOoM BANANAMAN BANANAMAN A REAL, ACTUAL READER! BECOME THE BOSS OF BEANO!* WHERE YOU GET TO BE IN CHARGE! If you want to help make If you want to help make Beano Beano as as funny funny and full of mischief and full of mischief as possible, then we as possible, then we want to hear from want to hear from you you!<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s what ! Here\u2019s what being boss is all about! being boss is all about! EMAIL BOSS@BEANO.COM AND TELL US YOUR FAVOURITE JOKE, YOUR NAME, PARENT OR GUARDIAN\u2019S NAME, PHONE NUMBER AND EMAIL ADDRESS! WELCOME TO WELCOME TO The funniest entry will be chosen by the Beano editor.<\/p>\n

Please see page 35 for important details. Did you know\u2026 gorillas burp when they\u2019re happy?! s WHO WiLl iT BE nexT WEeK? ALFIE FROM BARNSLEY IS THE BEANO BOSS! WORDS: Claire Bartlett ART: Emily McGorman-Bruce This week… This week… YOU GET TO JOiN US iN BEANOTOWN! YOU\u2019Ll PiCK THE BEST JOKES, TEST OUT THE PRANK, READ BiTS OF THE COMiC FiRST AND LOADS MORE! i\u2019m alfie! lOok out for my beano boSs seal of aPproval in the comic! *JUST DON\u2019T TELL THE EDITOR… OR HE\u2019LL SULK!<\/p>\n

IF YOU WANT TO BE THE NEXT BOSS… welcome to beano, everyone! i\u2019m the boSs this wEek and i can\u2019t wait to share my story with you! great game, roger! yeah, but i\u2019m so hot. i wish i had money for an ice cream! those out-of-date cones have given me an idea for a dodge, roger! listen up. oh no! your fOotbaLl has knocked the ice cream oFf my cones! my baby sister wiLl be so upset! Oops! soRry – i don\u2019t have any money to buy more!<\/p>\n

it\u2019s okay, son. have another scOop. i\u2019ve got plenty! thanks so much, mr icy! that was a reaLly cOol dodge, alfie! as long as we don\u2019t eat the cones, that is! cone you believe it worked?! WORDS: Ned Hartley ART: Wayne Thompson chapter 4 episode 1: ViLlains Anonymous This is aLl tOo much.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is a short excerpt from the opening of “” by Unknown, quoted for review and introduction purposes. All rights belong to the copyright holders.<\/em><\/p>\n

\n
\n

Table of Contents<\/p>\nToggle<\/span><\/path><\/svg><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n