{"id":254320,"date":"2026-07-13T03:27:23","date_gmt":"2026-07-13T00:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1kitap1.com\/en\/bigfoot-of-the-mall-david-irons\/"},"modified":"2026-07-13T03:27:23","modified_gmt":"2026-07-13T00:27:23","slug":"bigfoot-of-the-mall-david-irons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1kitap1.com\/en\/bigfoot-of-the-mall-david-irons\/","title":{"rendered":"Bigfoot Of The Mall – David Irons"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Each car lining up must have been packed to the gills with shoppers. \u200b\u201cThis place is kicking!\u201d Darlene said. \u201cLet\u2019s get our buns up there!\u201d She grabbed Mike\u2019s arm and went to run toward the escalators when Melanie Nielsen stepped out from behind one of the potted plastic ferns with little Joey hanging from her front. Darlene, unable to stop in time, slammed straight into Melanie\u2019s side and sent her sprawling. Keith Nielsen, who was standing behind the fake fern, thought fast and reached out and grabbed Melanie faster than lightning, saving her and Joey from slamming onto the tile floor.<\/p>\n

\u200bDarlene didn\u2019t stop; she just glared at Melanie and ran up the escalator to CD World. \u200b\u201cOh my God,\u201d Mike said, reaching down to help Melanie up. \u201cI\u2019m so sorry.\u201d \u200b\u201cWhat the hell is her problem?\u201d Keith bellowed at Mike. \u200b\u201cShe just gets a little . . . hyper.\u201d Mike shrugged. \u200b\u201cHey! What\u2019s your problem? Kirsty snapped at Melanie in her privileged, preppy tone. \u200b\u201cKirsty!\u201d Bobby snapped back at her.<\/p>\n

\u200bKirsty gave him a foul look and said, \u201cThere\u2019s no harm done! You guys can be such losers,\u201d then ran after Darlene up the escalator. \u200bMike shrugged. Bobby stood behind his friend and looked awkward. \u200b\u201cReal nice girlfriends you guys have got there,\u201d Keith barked at Mike and Bobby. \u200b\u201cThey are not our\u2014\u201d Mike started to say, but Melanie cut him off.<\/p>\n

\u200b\u201cNo harm done. It\u2019s okay.\u201d She held onto Keith with one arm and cradled Joey\u2019s small head in the other hand. \u200b\u201cSorry.\u201d Mike shrugged and backed up. Bobby followed him as they walked to the escalators. \u200b\u201cAre we just going to let them go?\u201d Keith snarled. \u200bMelanie gripped him tighter, looked deeply into Keith\u2019s eyes, and asked, \u201cAre you telling me you were never young?<\/p>\n

It\u2019s just kids being kids.\u201d \u200b\u201cIt\u2019s kids being disrespectful,\u201d Keith replied with a frown. \u200b\u201cIt\u2019s over,\u201d Melanie said calmly. \u201cLet\u2019s go have a nice time.\u201d \u200bKeith sighed. \u201cYou\u2019re too easygoing.\u201d \u200b\u201cThat\u2019s why you love me.\u201d Melanie grinned at him. \u200bHe kissed Melanie, then gave Joey a kiss on his soft head. \u200b\u201cCome on,\u201d Keith said, \u201clet\u2019s go buy some of those overpriced rocks you want so bad.\u201d \u200b\u201cHey!\u201d Melanie said playfully.<\/p>\n

Mike and Bobby stood close to one another as they went up the escalator. \u200b\u201cThat was major embarrassing,\u201d Bobby said sharply to Mike. \u201cI\u2019m getting a little tired of these two.\u201d \u200b\u201cYou\u2019re telling me,\u201d Mike agreed. \u201cThat was a major lawsuit waiting to happen. Do you know how much my father likes babies? Big- time. If something had happened to the kid because of my so-called date, I would not be getting an inheritance.\u201d \u200b\u201cYou know what I think?\u201d Bobby asked.<\/p>\n

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without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review. Cover designed by Billy Baxter Edited by Danielle Yeager, Hack & Slash Editing Find more books by the author at: www.davidironswriter.com\/books Join for early releases and exclusive content: www.patreon.com\/DavidIronsHorrorWriter Subscribe and listen to David\u2019s Horror Stories podcast: https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/show\/2iHjl8LiDzMDuPEjHmODLn https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/horror-stories-by-david-irons\/id1799558290 1kitap1.com\/en OTHER TITLES FROM THE AUTHOR: DON’T GO TO WHEELCHAIR CAMP DON’T GO TO WHEELCHAIR CAMP 2 COCKBLOCKER THE SKIN ON THE SKELETON THE BLOODY TRACKS OF BIGFOOT POLYBIUS WOLF MOON GRAVEYARD BILLY NIGHTWAVES MY OUIJA BOYFRIEND 7 WINTERS ALONE 1kitap1.com\/en 1kitap1.com\/en 1kitap1.com\/en TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER 1 CHAPTER 2 CHAPTER 3 CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 5 CHAPTER 6 CHAPTER 7 CHAPTER 8 CHAPTER 9 CHAPTER 10 CHAPTER 11 CHAPTER 12 CHAPTER 13 CHAPTER 14 CHAPTER 15 CHAPTER 16 CHAPTER 17 CHAPTER 18 CHAPTER 19 CHAPTER 20 CHAPTER 21 CHAPTER 22 CHAPTER 23 CHAPTER 24 CHAPTER 25 CHAPTER 26 CHAPTER 27 CHAPTER 28 CHAPTER 29 CHAPTER 30 CHAPTER 31 EPILOGUE.<\/p>\n

1kitap1.com\/en Chapter 1 Onion Mountain \u2013 Portland, Oregon November 3, 1986 \u201cGet out of that bush, you fucking furry thing!\u201d shouted Chester Hardison to the rustling foliage ahead of him. He swallowed the last mouthful of his warm Iron City Beer and tossed the can into the winter-withered trees behind him, where it crashed to the ground on rusted brown leaves. Chester wiped his beer-dripping gray beard with the cuff of his filthy plaid shirt and raised his shotgun toward the rustling bushes.<\/p>\n

His eyes were dreary from the beer\u2014the last of the six-pack he\u2019d consumed up here on Onion Mountain\u2014and the shotgun\u2019s barrel blurred to double. \u201cI ain\u2019t gonna tell ya agin. Get ya filthy rear end outta that bush, critter dog!\u201d Chester yelled. The bushes stopped shaking, and the critter dog in question, Chester\u2019s black-and-tan coonhound named Old Buddy lumbered out with ears and tongue flopping.<\/p>\n

The faithful hound looked up with love for his drunken bum of a master. \u201cLook at ya,\u201d Chester said, raising his shotgun so it sat on his shoulder. \u201cAll that noise, hollering, and screaming, and you got nothing to show for it. No bun for the oven, not even the filling for a possum pie.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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