{"id":256414,"date":"2026-07-13T14:46:31","date_gmt":"2026-07-13T11:46:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1kitap1.com\/en\/clarice-bean-thats-me-lauren-child\/"},"modified":"2026-07-13T14:46:31","modified_gmt":"2026-07-13T11:46:31","slug":"clarice-bean-thats-me-lauren-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1kitap1.com\/en\/clarice-bean-thats-me-lauren-child\/","title":{"rendered":"Clarice Bean Thats Me – Lauren Child"},"content":{"rendered":"
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When Dad wants some peace and quiet Ms. Egglington says> g \u00bb \u2666 9 i ^ It ^ ^ 4 M ill ii ^ iK \u00ab fl 1 \u00ab . I’m afraid he’s in a ra0sting. (i.e.j buzz off.) Really he”s eating rocky road ice cream and listening to Frank Sinatra on the stereo. ^ My brother Minal and ] ^ like to jump on him and snip his moustache with Mom’s scissors Q^^andad spends ^osl oflen as\/ee^ 4^, ^ \/ ^^ving peace and quiet, with a cat on his head, Soineliines Grandad and 1 play cards.<\/p>\n

Grandad’s eyesighi: is on Ihe blink so normally 1 win. He says> Is that a Jack of Hearts? I And ] say, ]V^o, ^fs => Three of Spaces, (jrands.^^. Yesterday he poured a carton^ ‘ of soup on his cornflakes.^ ^ He saidj I think this milk’s bad. It looks a bit lumpy. – ] saich itA pea SOiiP, Qrandad- When Mom wants some peace and quiet she balances on one leg in her bedroom or listens to whales singing in the tub. which means “”]\\e had il up to here with t all of you” in Danish, ffl she’ll savv\\7\u20ac^^ iT>vs mr. Sometimes 1 say^ Mom do you ever get bo^ed?<\/p>\n

and she says, (\\{ duty ^ – { When ] gel a bee in my bonnet and Mom needs some peace and quiet she says^ This usually does the Irick.^ polaloes the Because ] mighl want lo be an acrobat ] have lo keep nimble and flexible. ] do this by scrunching into the laundry basket.<\/p>\n

(That’s a very important part of acrobatics.) There’s no peace and quiet in the yard because there’s this boy who lives next door.<\/p>\n

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This book was sent to lo’ts of PUBLISHERS Soma people liked the ijjords SomB people liked the pictures Not many people liked them both together Hardly anyone liked the 0 g g @ A few thought it shouldn’t be written from a child\u2019s point of view No ona thought it would work as a book the way it was I didn\u2019t uawt to change it I waited for five years I STARTED MAKING LAMPSHADES I MIXED PAINTS for an artist I BECAME A RECEPTIONIST NOTHING happened .<\/p>\n

. . F inallyi got a letter It said, I still have it It was one of the most exciting things that has ever happened to me Author photograph copyright (k j brcHb^v; M’\\na | C\u2019^ickei Ch\u00bbrp Caoat^j) \u25a0t\u00a5”>A mm\u2019^’ (Yandaci.<\/p>\n

\\J^V0\\ \\^ ] know lots of peop]e> most of fhem in my family. Some of them live in our house, and some of them just visit. We are^ raising . \u201e * ” **” (mostly) li|\n

J Jike peace ar } don t gel mucr ] rn always pusy r My room is sma , , 5Quash ever in my room sh]n& aroun \\ likes e,o t)e ^ Somelimes ] say, I hayen\u2019t got tiHle for all yoU^^ noHsCIlSe. And he says. TnwJ \u2022 And ^ Twit and a half. And he says, Tw,t with Canpofs in yo^p And then ] flick his nose with my ruler, MAnd he says, Ooo\/\u00bb.<\/p>\n

in this really whiny brother way. And Mom says. trs. And ] say. What do you flick Hoses With then?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is a short excerpt from the opening of “” by Unknown, quoted for review and introduction purposes. All rights belong to the copyright holders.<\/em><\/p>\n

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