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A time to start fresh and get rid of all the toxicity in your life, or so the infographics tell us. For some, it\u2019s a time to celebrate how far we\u2019ve come; to take stock, make toasts, and kiss our partners. For others, however, New Year\u2019s gives us no reason to celebrate. It serves mostly as a reminder of all the progress we haven\u2019t made that we promised ourselves we would.<\/p>\n

Of everything we\u2019ve lost in the last twelve months\u2014of our failed relationships, dead relatives, rejected projects, dreams that slipped through our fingers yet again, despite our best intentions. That year, like most years, I fell in the latter camp. The seven months since my twenty-ninth birthday had been unproductive, a total failure, but it wasn\u2019t over yet. I still had five months left to turn it around before thirty. These days, everybody has more or less the same New Year\u2019s resolution: Work out more or Be on phone less.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s all pretty self-explanatory. We want to be healthier, happier, hotter. Working out helps with all three; the phones hurt all three. All year, the phones sapped us of life force, they rotted our brains, hurt our eyes, hunched our backs; we\u2019re all addicted, it\u2019s the biggest issue of our time, blah blah blah. But paradoxically, as the final weeks of December roll around, people seem to post more, not less.<\/p>\n

Why? For one powerful and irresistible reason, what I\u2019ll call the new year excuse. The new year excuse is not just any old excuse to post but rather a chance to publish anything from the entire year that you for whatever reason didn\u2019t before, and might not ever be able to again. As Eminem would say, \u201cYou only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.<\/p>\n

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo.\u201d The end-of-year dumps are a free-for-all for this reason. But if you look closely, there is some method to the madness.<\/p>\n

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OceanofPDF.com For Romy, in hopes that you\u2019ll never call me a bad sister again because I dedicated my book to you. OceanofPDF.com Names, dates, and other details have been changed to protect the innocent (for dramatic effect). OceanofPDF.com Introduction A Light Ascension, or at Least a Plateau PLEASE LIKE ME AND MY BOOK!!!! May I just say you look incredible. And you smell amazing!<\/p>\n

If you are reading this in the distant future, greetings! I have written this book to inform you of what life was like for a person like me in the so- called digital age! Please don\u2019t hate me I\u2019M BEGGING YOU. I\u2019ve noticed that many writers (and artists of all kinds) try to absolve themselves by claiming that an identified flaw in their work was done on purpose.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt was supposed to make you uncomfortable.\u201d Or, \u201cIt was meant to feel utterly vacuous and self-indulgent.\u201d \u201cThe characters were intentionally clich\u00e9. The dialogue was intended to be contrived.\u201d \u201cIt was satire\u2026\u201d \u201cIt\u2019s subversive.\u201d \u201cIt\u2019s a metaphor.\u201d \u201cIt was meant to convey absolutely nothing!\u201d \u201cNothingness was the point!!!\u201d It would be like if I said about my last book, No One Asked for This, that \u201cI wanted people to mistake my self-deprecation for complete tone deafness.\u201d<\/p>\n

Or, \u201cIt was supposed to feel like you were reading a fifteen-year- old\u2019s diary that her enemy secretly published without her consent!\u201d I guess artists are desperate (not me\u2026) to not be criticized, and they think this little scheme will help shield them from that inevitability. Sometimes they\u2019ll do it before the work is even reviewed, to try to get ahead of whatever they are most worried people might say.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is a short excerpt from the opening of “” by Unknown, quoted for review and introduction purposes. All rights belong to the copyright holders.<\/em><\/p>\n

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