{"id":258749,"date":"2026-07-13T16:28:58","date_gmt":"2026-07-13T13:28:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1kitap1.com\/en\/dont-bite-the-botanist-t-m-kirk\/"},"modified":"2026-07-13T16:28:58","modified_gmt":"2026-07-13T13:28:58","slug":"dont-bite-the-botanist-t-m-kirk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1kitap1.com\/en\/dont-bite-the-botanist-t-m-kirk\/","title":{"rendered":"Dont Bite The Botanist &#8211; T M Kirk"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 auto 1.5em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/1kitap1.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/be3e18c2029aba39.jpg\" alt=\" - Unknown book cover\" style=\"max-width:300px;width:100%;height:auto;box-shadow:0 4px 12px rgba(0,0,0,.25);border-radius:4px;\"\/><\/figure>\n<p>Ethan glanced at the trail of flour leading from the closed doors to Tressa. \u201cI\u2019d say that\u2019s a safe assumption. Though I don\u2019t think that\u2019s a bad thing. A badass vampire hunter like you shouldn\u2019t be hidden away in a stuffy kitchen baking for other people.\u201d \u201cI just thought it might be nice to make a treat for you,\u201d she mumbled into his chest. \u201cTo help with settling in here.\u201d He cupped her face with his hands and lifted her head so he could see her properly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhile I appreciate the gesture,\u201d he said, brushing a smudge of flour off her cheek with his thumb, \u201cyou don\u2019t need to bake for me, Tressa. Ever. Though you do have good taste. Lemon tarts are one of my favorites.\u201d Her face lit up. \u201cOh, well, I\u2019ll have someone who is much more qualified make you some. Any other favorites I should let the chef know about?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He shook his head. \u201cI\u2019m pretty easy. As long as you don\u2019t put pears or apricots in anything, I\u2019m happy.\u201d She jerked backward, and the motion shifted her body along a part of him that was growing more awake the longer she remained on top of him. \u201cPear?\u201d she asked. \u201cWhat do you have against pears?\u201d \u201cI\u2019m deathly allergic, and I\u2019m pretty sure you guys don\u2019t have a spare EpiPen laying around.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She narrowed her eyes, almost as if the information carried more weight than something so simple should. \u201cYou\u2019re allergic? To pears?\u201d Ethan shrugged. \u201cAnd apricots. Could be worse, though. I could be allergic to something I love, like apples.\u201d He didn\u2019t think his answer was anything surprising, but Tressa\u2019s eyes grew comically wide. He would have to ask her what the big deal with fruit was. She climbed off him, and it wasn\u2019t until her weight disappeared that he realized how much he\u2019d enjoyed having her in his arms.<\/p>\n<p>She held out a hand, and he took it, blinking at how easily she pulled him up. Someone as strong as her would definitely be wasted in a kitchen. In fact, he was more than a little disappointed she didn\u2019t join him and the others for training. He\u2019d love to see what kind of fighting skills his little Sunflower was hiding.<\/p>\n<p>Wait, since when did he use nicknames? And when the fuck did he start thinking of her as \u2018his?\u2019 Shaking his head, he brushed off the bits of powder and lemon that had transferred to his clothing. \u201cSo, I take it you\u2019re done training?\u201d she asked, eyeing his pants and shirt that had been clean moments ago. \u201cYeah,\u201d he said, running a hand through his still damp hair.<\/p>\n<p>Three months without a trim had been annoying at first, but he was getting used to the longer strands and how they curled slightly at his shoulders. \u201cI wanted to go until dinner, but Saiden is a bigger hardass than you when it comes to not pushing myself.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except as permitted by U.S. copyright law. For permission requests, contact the author at tmkirk.com. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.<\/p>\n<p>NO AI TRAINING: Without in any way limiting the author\u2019s exclusive rights under copyright, any use of this publication to \u201ctrain\u201d generative artificial intelligence (AI) technologies to generate text is expressly prohibited. AI was not used at any point in the creation of this book. Character Cover Art by Maria Montano Typography by T. M. Kirk Editing by Stacey&#8217;s Bookcorner Editing Services OceanofPDF.com Contents Also by T.<\/p>\n<p>M. Kirk Author&#8217;s Note Dedication 1. Chapter 1 2. Chapter 2 3. Chapter 3 4. Chapter 4 5. Chapter 5 6. Chapter 6 7. Chapter 7 8. Chapter 8 9. Chapter 9 10. Chapter 10 11. Chapter 11 12. Chapter 12 13. Chapter 13 14. Chapter 14 15.<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 15 16. Chapter 16 17. Chapter 17 18. Chapter 18 19. Chapter 19 20. Chapter 20 21. Chapter 21 22. Chapter 22 23. Chapter 23 24. Chapter 24 25. Chapter 25 26. Chapter 26 27. Chapter 27 28. Chapter 28 29. Chapter 29 30. Chapter 30 31. Chapter 31 32. Chapter 32 33. Chapter 33 34. Chapter 34 35. Chapter 35 36. Chapter 36 37. Chapter 37 38.<\/p>\n<p>Chapter 38 39. Chapter 39 40. Chapter 40 41. Chapter 41 42. Chapter 42 43. Chapter 43 44. Chapter 44 45. Chapter 45 46. Chapter 46 About the author OceanofPDF.com Also by T. M. Kirk The Don\u2019t Bite Me Series Don&#8217;t Bite the Director Don\u2019t Bite the Botanist The Onyx Palace Series The Diamond Palace The Golden Palace The Magical Mishaps Series A Fragile Spell OceanofPDF.com Author&#8217;s Note First off, I would like to thank you for picking up book two and welcoming these characters back into your life.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>This is a short excerpt from the opening of &ldquo;&rdquo; by Unknown, quoted for review and introduction purposes. 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