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I rub my eyes again. \u2018Am I still allowed to say things like that?\u2019 \u2018Good morning, Bryony!\u2019 she beams, and then notices the towel I am wrapped in. \u2018You look . . . well. Can I help you with anything?\u2019 \u2018As it so happens you can.\u2019 I take her arm to lead her across the hall back to my room, and in the process drop my towel and flash my boobs at her.<\/p>\n

She pretends she hasn\u2019t seen \u2014 though given the size of my boobs, it\u2019s entirely likely I have flashed the entire villa. \u2018Oh ~ God,\u2019 I say, scrambling with the towel. \u2018I\u2019m so sorry. Listen, I know we only met yesterday and that we barely know each other. But I need you to help me put my sports bra on. You know those Victorian corsets that they have in those period dramas?\u2019 Jo nods. \u2018Well it\u2019s a bit like that, and I\u2019m having a wee bit of trouble getting it on.<\/p>\n

You\u2019re the only person I feel comfortable enough with to ask to help me into it.\u2019 Jo nods again and follows me to my room. I pick up the sports bra and her eyes widen in … what, exactly? Shock? Horror? Wonder? It is a feat of engi- neering to marvel the pyramids and Stonehenge. \u2018OK, we can do this,\u2019 she says, a look of pure concentration on her face.<\/p>\n

I flop my boobs into the bra, wriggle around so nothing is hanging out, and hold each side of the fastenings in the hope she can get them together. \u2018OK. Breathe in,\u2019 she says. \u2018One, two\u2014\u2019 Eat, Drink, Run. \u2018And you’re in!\u2019 As I stand and look in the mirror, I realise it is quite possible that my bra is actually obstructing my airways. \u2018It\u2019s… cute,\u2019 Jo says kindly, although we both know that \u2018cute\u2019 is no way to describe the material monstrosity that appears to cover me from my neck to my ribs.<\/p>\n

\u2018If this was PVC I could totally wear it to Torture Garden,\u2019 I manage to breathe. \u2018I don\u2019t like the sound of Torture Garden,\u2019 says Jo. \u2018But I think this bra\u2019 \u2014 she is doing finger quota- tion marks as she says the word bra \u2014 \u2018will definitely do the trick when it comes to keeping you secure this week.\u2019 \u2018That\u2019s if I can actually breathe in it.\u2019 \u2018No pain, no gain!\u2019 chirrups Jo. It is not even 6.30 a.m., and already I feel like I have gone several rounds with Mike Tyson.<\/p>\n

My first task of the day is to have a weigh-in with Rick, who ushers me into a room and tells me to stand on a machine that looks like it belongs in an episode of Star Trek.<\/p>\n

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A Decade of Chaos Mad Girl: A Happy Life With a Mixed-Up Mind Copyright \u00a9 2018 Bryony Gordon The right of Bryony Gordon to be identified as the Author of the Work has been asserted by her in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988. First published in 2018 by HEADLINE PUBLISHING GROUP 1 Apart from any use permitted under UK copyright law, this publication may only be reproduced, stored, or transmitted, in any form, or by any means, with prior permission in writing of the publishers or, in the case of reprographic production, in accordance with the terms of licences issued by the Copyright Licensing Agency.<\/p>\n

Every effort has been made to fulfil requirements with regard to reproducing copyright material. The author and publisher will be glad to rectify any omissions at the earliest opportunity. Cataloguing in Publication Data is available from the British Library Hardback ISBN 978 1 4722 3402 5 Typeset in Berling by Palimpsest Book Production Ltd, Falkirk, Stirlingshire Printed and bound in Great Britain by Clays Ltd, St Ives plc Headline\u2019s policy is to use papers that are natural, renewable and recyclable products and made from wood grown in sustainable forests.<\/p>\n

The logging and manufacturing processes are expected to conform to the environmental regulations of the country of origin. MIX Paper from responsible sources FSC www.fsc.org FSC? C1 04740 HEADLINE PUBLISHING GROUP An Hachette UK Company Carmelite House 50 Victoria Embankment London EC4Y ODZ www-.headline.co.uk www.hachette.co.uk For Harry Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2022 with funding from Kahle\/Austin Foundation https:\/\/archive.org\/details\/eatdrinkrunhowig0000gord Contents Prologue 1 To the Park 2 To the Olympic Park 3 To the Pub 4 To Ibiza 5 To What Feels Like The Ends of The Earth 6 Back to the Olympic Park 7 To the Doctor\u2019s Surgery 8 To Paris 9 To Kensington Palace 10 To the Starting Line Acknowledgements Tips and advice from Mind 109 135 135 Lie 197 Papa | Zl Zae Taibo TAS pele ees Prologue free thought I was a runner.<\/p>\n

I was (am) a dawdler, a loafer, a drinker, a smoker. A dreamer, a screamer, and occasionally, when the mood takes me and I have had a few beers, a Belieber.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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