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It was hate. I heard Bram laugh, and there was a huge thud. I turned and saw the Goblin boss lying on its back. \u201cWe\u2019re out of time,\u201d Uthred said. \u201cIf you could go anywhere in the dungeon and be safe, where would you go? What does fun look like to you?\u201d I didn\u2019t understand his questions. I didn\u2019t understand any of this. There wasn\u2019t anywhere to go. This school was a prison, this Dungeon was a trap, and these men were monsters.<\/p>\n

\u201cFun?\u201d I sneered at him. \u201cI\u2019d rather fuck a naga than have fun with you.\u201d \u201cWell, alright, Dungeon, don\u2019t hurt her even if she says dumb shit but give her what she wants otherwise,\u201d Uthred said. \u201cFiadh, make sure you express your desires out loud, the Dungeon doesn\u2019t know what you want if you don\u2019t tell it.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t understand anything you\u2019re saying,\u201d I said. \u201cLet\u2019s go, Uthred!\u201d Thorn called out. \u201cIt\u2019s time to celebrate in the safe room.\u201d \u201cHave fun!\u201d Uthred said with a smile. \u201cKnow that they are already dead.\u201d Then he reached out with one hand and pushed me. I stumbled backwards, but the floor wasn\u2019t there to steady me.<\/p>\n

My feet flailed as I tipped backwards into nothing. The last sight I saw was Uthred\u2019s maniacal smile as he stared down at me from the opening of a hole, an opening that grew farther and farther away as I fell into darkness. OceanofPDF.com Chapter Three OceanofPDF.com woke up to a shifting, sliding pressure between my legs.<\/p>\n

I let out a soft groan, feeling dampness against my mouth. I licked my lips, tasting my own spit and something else. I breathed in the scent through my mouth, tasting it as much as smelling it, the scent and flavor of wild honeycomb spilled over fresh-baked bread. I opened my eyes, seeing at first only darkness. Then the sight of moss on the walls, glowing with a soft turquoise light, not enough to make much out, but vague curving shapes that I had trouble making sense of.<\/p>\n

It looked like there were curving tree trunks sloping around me, catching the edges of the light over smooth curved surfaces. Had I fallen into a pile of debris? I lay there, taking in the sensations of my body. Nothing hurt from what I could tell initially. The surface under my face was soft and pliable, warm to the touch.<\/p>\n

My whole body lay plastered on some sort of cylindrical length, my knees hanging down on either side of it.<\/p>\n

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