{"id":262159,"date":"2026-07-13T18:52:13","date_gmt":"2026-07-13T15:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1kitap1.com\/en\/gage-imogen-knowed\/"},"modified":"2026-07-13T18:52:13","modified_gmt":"2026-07-13T15:52:13","slug":"gage-imogen-knowed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1kitap1.com\/en\/gage-imogen-knowed\/","title":{"rendered":"Gage &#8211; Imogen Knowed"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 auto 1.5em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/1kitap1.com\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/60dca3abc44988ba.jpg\" alt=\" - Unknown book cover\" style=\"max-width:300px;width:100%;height:auto;box-shadow:0 4px 12px rgba(0,0,0,.25);border-radius:4px;\"\/><\/figure>\n<p>I wasn\u2019t trying to eavesdrop. But these ears apparently work on their own accord. She said, \u201cWhat if I want out?\u201d I measure the coffee table again, even though I already know it\u2019s 43 inches long, 2 feet wide, and 17.5 inches high. I try to focus on the numbers, let them crowd out the noise in my head, but Alice\u2019s voice keeps coming back. I review the diagram I\u2019ve created of her (our?) apartment, every measurement annotated and cross-checked, with areas for improvement noted. I grip the notebook so tightly that the metal of the spiral digs deep into my hand.<\/p>\n<p>What I now know to be pain bites my fingers. I loosen my grip and the notebook falls to the ground. The metal dug so deeply into my hand, leaving red marks. For a second, I stare at the marks, fascinated. The notebook lies open on the rug. I bend to pick it up, but my fingers are clumsy. My body is still so new. It doesn\u2019t quite fit. There are no instructions for me. Alice made me with a ruler and a wish, and now I\u2019m here, and it\u2019s my job to make her happy.<\/p>\n<p>That is all I know. My whole purpose is to satisfy. I flip to my life\u2019s purpose. My Life\u2019s Purpose: To please and care for Alice. How to Fulfill My Life\u2019s Purpose: 1. Be useful. Clean apartment, cook meals, fix whatever she breaks. 2. Be fun. Make her laugh, watch her shows, play the games she likes.<\/p>\n<p>3. Be fuckable. (Important!!!) a) research angles and positions for max pleasure b) ask for feedback (but not too much) c) go slow unless she says otherwise I underline the third one, hard enough to crease the page. My hands are still shaking. Alice made me to spec, but she didn\u2019t specify a purpose beyond the obvious. Have I been focusing on the wrong thing? I sit down on the floor, cross-legged, and stare at my dick. Is this all she wants me for? Does she regret me already? Am I just a phase?<\/p>\n<p>A toy to be thrown away when she\u2019s done playing? While she slept, I studied. I diagrammed what I learned from our night of intercourse: positions, angles, the vector of thrust, and the optimal speed for each phase. I cross-reference it with porn\u2014some of it is pretty rough, but most of it is slower, focused, intimate.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except as permitted by U.S. copyright law. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious.<\/p>\n<p>No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. NO AI TRAINING: Without in any way limiting the author\u2019s and publisher\u2019s exclusive rights under copyright, any use of this publication to \u201ctrain\u201d generative artificial intelligence (AI) technologies to generate text is expressly prohibited. The author reserves all rights to license uses of this work for generative AI training and development of machine learning language models. AISN: B0FTV8NQFZ Paperback ISBN: 979-8-9874825-7-5 OceanofPDF.com To everyone who is just trying to measure up but feels like they\u2019re coming up short.<\/p>\n<p>OceanofPDF.com CONTENT WARNINGS This book has explicit descriptions of sexual acts. While all sex is consensual, some acts may be considered dubious or coerced. OceanofPDF.com CHAPTER 1 ALICE My phone buzzes. The screen shows \u201cMOM,\u201d all caps, her photo an ancient selfie from her Tae Bo phase. \u201cHi, Mom,\u201d I say, an annoyed groan already locked and loaded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAlice! Baby! Big day tomorrow!\u201d Her southern accent twangs in my ear. I unleash the prepared groan. \u201cMom, twenty-seven is probably the most boring of all birthdays.\u201d \u201cWell, tomorrow is special, honey. That\u2019s why I called.\u201d She drops her voice to a weird, earnest octave. Please don\u2019t tell me you\u2019re coming to visit. I hold my breath. \u201cAnyway, listen,\u201d she says, and I can tell she\u2019s getting her Serious Mom voice ready. I\u2019m hoping it\u2019s not a lecture about how I need to find a man or start using retinol, because both are true, and I don\u2019t want to hear it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo, you know the legend of our family, right?\u201d \u201cSure,\u201d I say, dry and annoyed. It\u2019s a story I\u2019ve heard tons of times and one I\u2019ve never believed. \u201cWe\u2019re descendants of some ancient king who turned everything to gold, but somehow none of us benefited from any sort of generational wealth.\u201d \u201cYeah, well, it\u2019s a true story.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>This is a short excerpt from the opening of &ldquo;&rdquo; by Unknown, quoted for review and introduction purposes. 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