{"id":263537,"date":"2026-07-14T14:39:15","date_gmt":"2026-07-14T11:39:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1kitap1.com\/en\/if-youd-just-let-me-finish-jeremy-clarkson\/"},"modified":"2026-07-14T14:39:15","modified_gmt":"2026-07-14T11:39:15","slug":"if-youd-just-let-me-finish-jeremy-clarkson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1kitap1.com\/en\/if-youd-just-let-me-finish-jeremy-clarkson\/","title":{"rendered":"If Youd Just Let Me Finish – Jeremy Clarkson"},"content":{"rendered":"
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What\u2019s the point of that? You\u2019d still have thousands of people all huddled together in one place. It\u2019s just that they\u2019d be outside in the rain, rather than inside, where it\u2019s dry and warm. If you\u2019re on an Easter break now and it took you hours to get through the airport, then the criminals have won. It\u2019s as simple as that. So what\u2019s to be done? Well, we\u2019re told that there are possibly up to six hundred people in Europe right now who are happy to explode, and I\u2019m not sure there\u2019s a damn thing we can do to stop that happening.<\/p>\n

We can\u2019t even put our hands up and say, \u2018OK, OK. We give in.\u2019 Because we don\u2019t really know what it is they want. Apart from us all to die. The fact is that they are going to carry on blowing up until the recruits realize that they don\u2019t end up in heaven with a load of virgins. That they just end up dead, like all their victims.<\/p>\n

And that\u2019s not going to happen any time soon. So we have to accept that there will be atrocities in various European cities from time to time. And then we have to work out how life for most people can carry on as normal in spite of this. I\u2019ve listened all week to politicians saying that we need more EU integration and that we need less EU integration. I\u2019ve heard bleeding-heart liberals say that if the Muslim youths in various run-down suburbs were given a better education and a proper job afterwards, they would be less inclined to blow themselves up.<\/p>\n

And I\u2019ve heard frothing Nazis say that they should all be escorted back to wherever they came from in cattle wagons. But because we live in sensitive times when we are not allowed to cause offence, I haven\u2019t heard one person suggest the one solution that everyone knows will work. Cara Delevingne. Your first primary-school teacher. My children. Andrew Lloyd Webber.<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m having another baby. But I can\u2019t tell you what it will look like The only answer to the Med refugee crisis: unfold your sofa bed So what if Tom Cruise worships lizards? Lots of us have weirder beliefs Call me Jezza Slobovic \u2013 I\u2019m fat, I have a tennis bat and I will win Wimbledon Money\u2019s no object and men don\u2019t count when a woman has a horse Smile, joke, sing about your ding-a-ling.<\/p>\n

Then Britain will rule again Dismantle Palmyra and rebuild it outside Padstow. That\u2019ll fox Jihadi John Gotta get a job \u2013 then I can give up elderflower cordial and live again It\u2019s a simple rule, PM: you stop my ration of sex and pork pies, I park for free Jo\u2019burg turns to man\u2019s best fiend \u2013 but he\u2019s no match for my twelve-bore An Englishman\u2019s idea to stop Mao Tse Sturgeon taking the laird\u2019s land I\u2019ll just run this up the flagpole: we\u2019ve let the Union Jack go to pot Spare me the 57 varieties of Angela who think they make a better ketchup Before you make a fool of yourself, Mr Midlife, try this for a real buzz Splints, tick.<\/p>\n

Crutches, tick. Stuff health and safety, tick. Let the holiday begin This will relax you, said the prison yoga teacher as she pulled my leg off Chickens are safe, but Labour\u2019s Ms Vegan will leave us ripped to shreds Dear hotel manager, get off of my smalls. Yours, Keith Richards Sorry to be a bore but we must drill a great hole through Blackpool Beneath the splinter in my foot lies the key to all human endeavour Vite, vite, Johnny French.<\/p>\n

We can\u2019t wait much longer for a nuclear roast turkey Labour\u2019s little leftie does not deserve the abuse. But I know a man who does The snooper\u2019s charter is a danger to us all. A man in the pub told me Come on, Charles: put Frankenfish and bio bees in your world peace plan Officer, arrest that man \u2013 he\u2019s all too easily offended by Fury\u2019s piffle The signs said New York but it looked just like London and felt like hell Hallelujah, Reverend!<\/p>\n

This hymn hater has seen the happy-clappy light Pipe down, mudslingers. It was Frank, not Phil, that soaked the north Kim has a bomb. No need for panic \u2013 just fire up the Roman candles I stand before the Twitter Inquisition, guilty of not worshipping Bowie Transgender issues are driving me nuts. I need surgery on my tick boxes Utter even a kind word and the lefties\u2019 digital vitriol is instantly fizzing Yo, kids, this morning\u2019s anti-drug message is brought to you by ISIS If you want the Oscar, Ridley, better start shooting Blade Limper I\u2019m aching like billy-o and dying for a fag.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is a short excerpt from the opening of “” by Unknown, quoted for review and introduction purposes. All rights belong to the copyright holders.<\/em><\/p>\n

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