Diary Of A Wimpy Kid – Jeff Kenney (1)

As soon as I saw it, I knew eXActly what it was. It was an announcement that the school is having tryouts for a winter play. Man, I should have thrown that thing out when I saw it on the kitchen table. I BeGGeD her not to make me sign up. Those school plays are always musicals, and the last thing I need is to have to sing a solo in front of the whole school. OceanofPDF.com But all my begging seemed to do was make Mom more sure I should do it.

Mom said the only way I was going to be “well-rounded” was by trying different things. Dad came in my room to see what was going on. I told Dad that Mom was making me sign up for the school play, and that if I had to start going to play practices, it would totally mess up my weight-lifting schedule. I knew that would make Dad take my side.

Dad and Mom argued for a few minutes, but Dad was no match for Mom. So that means tomorrow I’ve got to audition for the school play. Friday The play they’re doing this year is “The Wizard OceanofPDF.com of Oz.” A lot of kids came wearing costumes for the parts they were trying out for. I’ve never even seen the movie, so for me, it was like walking into a freak show. Mrs. Norton, the music director, made everyone sing “My Country ’ T is of Thee” so she could hear our singing voices.

I did my singing tryouts with a bunch of other boys whose moms made them come, too. I tried to sing as quietly as possible, but of course I got singled out, anyway. OceanofPDF.com I have no idea what a “soprano” is, but from the way some of the girls were giggling, I knew it wasn’t a good thing.

Tryouts went on forever. The grand finale came with auditions for Dorothy, who I guess is the lead character in the play. And who should try out first but Patty Farrell. I thought about trying out for the part of the Witch, because I heard that in the play, the Witch does all sorts of mean things to Dorothy.

But then somebody told me there’s a Good Witch OceanofPDF.com and a Bad Witch, and with my luck, I’d end up getting picked to be the good one.

I’m very excited that you’re holding the Kindle edition of Diary of a Wimpy Kid in your hands. When I read my first e-book on a Kindle, I was amazed at the possibilities. Carrying a whole library around with me on a device I could fit in the palm of my hand?

Amazing. What’s been very rewarding to me as an author has been seeing kids carrying their dog-eared copies of Diary of a Wimpy Kid with them. The Kindle allows kids to have the whole series at their fingertips, and the reading experience is crisp and clean every time . . . with no chance of today’s breakfast staining the pages.

Thank you for purchasing Diary of a Wimpy Kid on your Kindle. I hope it gives you lots of laughs and you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it. OceanofPDF.com Jeff Kinney OceanofPDF.com OceanofPDF.com OceanofPDF.com OceanofPDF.com OceanofPDF.com September Tuesday First of all, let me get something straight: This is a Journal, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I specifically told her to get one that didn’t say “diary” on it.

Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea. The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was mom’s idea, not mine. But if she thinks I’m going to write down my “feelings” in here or whatever, she’s crazy.

So OceanofPDF.com just don’t expect me to be all “Dear Diary” this and “Dear Diary” that. The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I’m rich and famous, I’ll have better things to do than answer people’s stupid questions all day long. So this book is gonna come in handy. Like I said, I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.

OceanofPDF.com 2 Let me just say for the record that I think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented. You got kids like me who haven’t hit their growth spurt yet mixed in with these gorillas who need to shave twice a day. And then they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school. If it was up to me, grade levels would be based on height, not age. But then again, I guess that would mean kids like Chirag Gupta would still be in the first grade.

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