Hamsters Ball – RJ Benetti

Devon curled up like a baby on the floor, surrounded by thirty-two ripped open hamster carcasses. His balls’d deflated to the point of being almost flat, like coasters, their cream flecking the floor around the ruined pets. He felt a warm sort of contentment flood his being, looking deep into the glossed-over, dead eyes of the particularly aggressive hamster.

He gently fingered its insides, running his finger along the exposed toothpicks of its ribcage. Then he rubbed his finger over his fat gums, tasting the little creature’s organs, the coppery blood, and his salted spunk. Best taste in the world! What’s better than fucking something to death and then eating it? Devon belched so loud he thought the neighbors might hear.

He felt a hamster’s kidney hurtle up his esophagus, then, not making it, tumble back down. He smiled at the carnage, at his perversion, his kink. He’d been making good money from it, getting his rocks off, and, all the while, avenging his dad’s death in the process. I won’t stop until I’ve fucked every hamster off the face of this earth! Several local pet stores were beginning to suspect him of something nefarious, and he still had a long way to go, but it was a job he was happy to do.

Devon Dallas had found his life’s purpose. And it had to do with cumming. And revenge. And murdering hamsters with his tiny cock. OceanofPDF.com OceanofPDF.com few weeks passed. Money trickled into Devon’s checking account, and his testicles recharged and grew fat with jism. He grinned with perverted devotion, an ever-growing horniness altering his thought waves as he fingered through the Yellow Pages for new pet stores…

and… more hamsters. Yip-Yip’s Exotic Animals? No… they don’t sell hamsters. Only pangolins n shit. P… P… go to the P section. Devon flipped large clumps of pages. Petopia? Nope, the manager there almost caught me cornholing a little fucker in the bathroom. Thank my stars that toilet flushed. Petopolous? No, they’re onto me already. They wouldn’t sell last time and almost called the cops…

Pets-R-Us… haven’t been there in a few months. They’re probably fully restocked, and the heat has probably died down. Yeah. That’s the one. Nodding to himself in his dim and dank apartment that smelt of rotting meat and human brine, Devon grabbed his onion-smelling denim jacket off the coat rack and exited, locking the door behind him so nobody would steal his things. A small bell chimed as Devon strode in, the bright fluorescence nearly blinding him.

No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without written permission from the author, except for the use of brief quotations in a book review. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

WARNING: Some of the contents may offend. Do not read if you’re prone to vomiting or own a hamster. OceanofPDF.com CONTENTS 1. Hamster’s Ball 2. Like Father… 3. The Need to Feed 4. Nothing Stays the Same 5. Date Night OceanofPDF.com 1 OceanofPDF.com D HAMSTER’S BALL evon Dallas sat on the floor of the living room and pushed a toy train around with his soft, pudgy hand.

ALF, his favorite show, was on TV and his mom was out working a double at the local strip joint, Hubba-Hubba Sex Machine’s, while his dad had locked himself in his bedroom… yet again. Gazing up at the pixels materializing behind glass, Devon saw ALF speaking about eating cats while his bouffant bounced and the TV family put their hands on their hips, to accompany their amused expressions.

Devon’s dad had been watching the show with him too, but whenever ALF appeared on the TV, he would start touching himself. It was bizarre… His eyes would glaze over and he’d revolve his hand in circles on the crotch of his Dickies while drool bubbled from the corner of his mouth. Then, he’d go into his room and he’d lock the door. This happened whenever ALF was on.

Devon didn’t know why that silly alien made him act so funny. He took the train and went choo-choo and he pushed it toward his Skeletor action figure. And, as soon as the toy train’s wheels bumped over the plastic skull, Devon heard his dad wailing so loud the apartment shook. He stopped pushing the train. Bounding from the bedroom, tripping over the pants around his ankles, slapping and clawing at his ass cheeks, came Devon’s father.

He fell face- first and Devon saw his dad’s erect penis break in half on the floor.

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