Fools Gold – Fearne Hill (1)

Though the kitchen feels more cramped than ever. Determined to ride this one through, I fill two glasses with water, lay the cutlery, and comment on the delicious scent of the dinner and the improving weather. Nonetheless, by the time he dishes the food onto two plates, even I’ve descended into silence.

And still, he doesn’t take his dinner elsewhere. “I’m sorry the lads’ flat didn’t work out.” He addresses his noodles. “On paper, it sounded perfect.” Briefly, his brown gaze flicks up to mine. He’s trying, I think to myself. Fighting the urge to retreat. Pleased he’s not abandoned me, I smile back at him. “On paper, Gerald, I’m a smart, solvent, and emotionally stable urological surgeon. Which is why you always, always should insist on seeing a live demo before you commit.”

“So that’s where I went wrong.” With a chuckle, he shovels down a heaped forkful of stir-fry. It tastes as wonderful as it smells. “And I’m not so sure about the smart. Which idiot told you that?” “My grandma,” I deadpan. “She thinks I’m awesome. Hey, I’m going back into town, later. To Earth Bar, you know, the place in Camden that Ezra and his mate bought?

A few of us are going. One of my colleagues from work will be there, too. Luke. I believe you’ve met him a few times. He’s quiet, lets people get a word in edgeways. It’s not going to be a really late one; we could get an Uber back together afterwards.” “You’re inviting me so you can share the cost of the Uber, is that it?”

One of the slugbrows climbs his forehead, and I pull a face. “Obviously. I’m planning on inviting Mrs Gregson too, so we can split it three ways.” “And if you hook up with someone” the slugbrows don’t seem too keen on that idea “and I have to make my own way back?”

Cover design by Black Jazz Designs No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without written permission from the author, except for the use of brief quotations in a book review. OceanofPDF.com CONTENTS Author’s Note Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Chapter 21 Chapter 22 Chapter 23 Chapter 24 Chapter 25 Chapter 26 Chapter 27 Chapter 28 Chapter 29 Chapter 30 Chapter 31 Chapter 32 Chapter 33 Epilogue About the Author Also by Fearne Hill OceanofPDF.com AUTHOR’S NOTE Canine musical freestyle, otherwise known as dog dancing, is a sport where dogs and their handlers combine dances and tricks to tell a story.

Performances are judged on their content, precision, difficulty of the routine, and stepping in time to music. Dog safety is paramount. Some of the moves described in this story are not allowed in professional competitions; I have taken a few liberties. Please do not attempt any of these dog tricks with your own beloved pooches! Crufts is an international dog show held yearly in the UK since 1891!

It is the largest show of its kind in the world. Thank you to my lovely readers for sticking with me for so many years. Wow, it’s gone fast. I hope you enjoy Alaric’s story. A very, very special thank you to M.A. Hinkle, my editor. Any errors are mine alone. OceanofPDF.com CHAPTER 1 ALARIC We’re in a very gay cocktail bar near the hospital, enjoying a quick pint after work.

At least, my friend and colleague Luke is having a pint. I’m having a mai-tai I can ill afford, garnished with a sprig of rosemary. “Still no luck finding a new flat?” he asks. “No.” Glumly, I take a small sip in an effort to make it last. “How about–“ When Luke opens his mouth—before his lips even shape the word—I’ve guessed whose name is coming out. And, already, I’m shaking my head.

“No. Absolutely not. Not Gerald.” “Beggars can’t be choosers,” Luke points out. “Remind me when you have to move out of Stefan’s flat?”

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