Hark The Hot Santa Sings Christmas Shenanigans – JP Sterling

He reaches for my towel at the same time as I do, and our hands brush together. And then we’re not laughing. Our smiles deflate, and a serious vibe hovers in the air. Not just serious, but soft. His gaze drops to my lips for a fast second. Then he trails slowly back to my eyes, where he holds my gaze for a lingering moment that makes my toes curl.

The air is thick, yet tender for a beat, before his lips curl and he turns his attention back to the sink, leaving me to stand with sweat beading on my back. What was that? I don’t say anything, but somehow, we manage to wash the dishes mostly in silence. It’s not awkward. It’s like we’re meant to be side by side. When we finally say goodnight, he looks like he wants to say something else. He must have decided against it, because he turns and walks away. I watch him go, heart thudding against my rib cage.

This is either going to go down as the weirdest week of my life or the start of something. I can’t tell either way… OceanofPDF.com Thirteen Rocco The air outside the dorms is motionless, like the wind hasn’t quite decided to wake up yet. Or maybe we’ll get lucky, and it will take the day off.

I rub the back of my neck and try to shake off the weird half-dream I had about Grace. I can’t call it an actual dream as it was more a mirage of her in my head. She had a fork in one hand and a smear of flour on her chin. The angle of the mirage zoomed in on her lips, just out of reach. I don’t know what’s happening to me. I’m not one to get all heart eyes over some chick in a Christmas apron.

The worst part is, I like this feeling. My chest feels lighter, as if I don’t require as much oxygen to breathe anymore, and a spiral of flutters rips through my gut, shooting little fizzy sensations through my whole body. It’s like grade school first crushes. I can’t stop grinning this stupid big smile whenever I think about her. Class takes a hard pivot into boring land today. How to handle the media.

Hark! The Hot Santa Sings © copyright 2025 J.P. Sterling Editors: Barren Acres Editing All right reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, audio, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the publisher. This is a work of fiction. Any mention of names, places, and characters is fiction and for entertainment purposes only. Warning: the unauthorized reproduction or distribution of this copyrighted work is illegal.

Copyright infringement, including infringement without monetary gain, is a criminal offense. OceanofPDF.com Contents Blurb 1. Rocco Bella. 2. Grace Legend 3. Rocco 4. Grace 5. Rocco 6. Grace 7. Rocco 8. Grace 9. Rocco 10. Grace 11. Rocco 12. Grace 13. Rocco 14. Grace 15. Rocco 16. Grace 17. Rocco 18. Grace 19. Rocco 20.

Grace Epilogue Extended Bonus Epilogue Introducing… Timeless Christmas Tails Also by J.P. Sterling About J.P. Sterling Acknowledgements OceanofPDF.com Blurb We’re faking Christmas cheer… and falling for each other anyway. I’m really thriving—if you count getting laid off from my dream chef job, dodging rent like it’s a sport, and scoring a “job” that isn’t even technically employment. It’s a scholarship…

to Santa School. Yes, Santa School. Fake beards, jingling bells, and free lunch included. But things start looking up when I meet the school’s hot Santa. He’s ridiculously handsome with twinkly eyes, a deep laugh, and a smile that undoes me. The chemistry is instant. Like, cue the wedding bells, it’s bound to happen. We’re supposed to be learning Santa lines and not what it feels like to almost kiss in cooking class.

But just when I start thinking we are heading out of the friend zone, he pulls away like he’s hiding something. Now I’ve got one shot to figure out what he’s not telling me and maybe— just maybe—save Christmas and my love life in one peppermint-scented swoop. Hark! The Hot Santa Sings is a feel-good Christmas novella with all the charm of a Hallmark movie and a second chance for the villain you can’t help but love to hate.

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