How To Succeed In Monster Farming After Getting Rejected By The Hero Guild Volume 2 – Kenny King (1)

“See? Exciting!” Ori chirped. As we prepared our equipment for the approach to the archive complex, I found myself wondering exactly what I’d gotten myself into. The corruption ahead was unlike anything I’d encountered, my expedition companions were sentient magical constructs with questionable risk assessment abilities, and I was about to attempt curse transformation techniques on a network that apparently learned from previous attempts to cleanse it. “I should have stayed on my farm,” I muttered, checking my transformation supplies one final time. “What’s that, mate?”

Ori asked, her paper ears folding forward attentively. “Nothing important,” I replied. “Just reminding myself that my life stopped making sense months ago, so there’s no point in expecting it to start now.” “That’s the spirit!” Cog said encouragingly. “Embrace the absurdity! It makes everything much more entertaining!”

As we set out across the corrupted landscape toward the Thornwick Archive Complex, the purple flowers definitely tracked our movement, and several of the twisted trees began to make sounds that might have been communication… or might have been a preparation for attack. “So,” I said to my construct companions as we walked deeper into the malevolent fairy tale, “either of you happen to have experience with adaptive hostile curse networks?”

“First time for everything!” Ori replied cheerfully. “Indeed!” Cog agreed. “How wonderfully educational this shall be!” Looking at the sinister landscape ahead, I found myself genuinely missing the predictable chaos of dimensional predator attacks and guild bureaucrats. At least those tried to kill me in straightforward, honest ways. OceanofPDF.com he approach to the first curse node felt like walking through a museum exhibit titled “Everything That Can Go Wrong With Reality.”

The purple flowers continued to track our movement with their eyeless stares, while the twisted trees made soft whispers in a language I didn’t want to understand. “Wow,” Cog said, her brass components gleaming in the unnatural purple light that emanated from everything around us. “The magical resonance patterns are absolutely fascinating! It’s like the entire landscape has been rewired to operate as a single defensive system.” “Yeah, nah, this is properly creepy,” Ori agreed. “The trees keep looking at me like I’m some kind of threat.

Which, fair, I might be, but they don’t know that yet.” I pulled up the area analysis interface, curious to see how the system would categorize this level of organized corruption.

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Looking for more great LitRPG reads? A Message from the Author OceanofPDF.com 1 A BRIEF RECAP FOR THOSE WHO MISSED THE CHAOS Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Interdimensional Agriculture My name is Nicholas Parker, and six weeks ago I was a perfectly normal accountant whose biggest concern was whether to use the good pens for tax season. Today, I’m the officially recognized Administrator of a magical monster farm, romantically involved with a gorgeous elf who used to be a slave, best friends with a shapeshifting dragon named Petunia, and apparently one of the realm’s last hopes against an interdimensional invasion.

I’d like to say this transition was smooth and logical, but that would be lying. It started, as many life-changing disasters do, while I was taking a dump. One moment I’m scrolling through my phone in my workplace bathroom, the next I’m standing pants-around-ankles in front of six pompous mages who had summoned me to be their hero. Except their magic orb took one look at me and essentially said “nope,” declaring me to have “insufficient heroic potential.”

So naturally, they dumped me on a cursed death farm and left me to die. Blackthorn Farm, as it turned out, was two hundred acres of pure nightmare fuel. The previous seventeen owners had all died horribly, the land was infected with curses that would make a horror movie director weep with joy, and it was crawling with monsters that treated human visitors like particularly appetizing snacks.

The mages, clearly expecting me to become monster chow within a day or two, had not factored in several key variables: First, apparently, I can punch interdimensional horrors hard enough to make them explode. Don’t ask me why. The system that governs this world is as confused about it as I am.

This is a short excerpt from the opening of “” by Unknown, quoted for review and introduction purposes. All rights belong to the copyright holders.

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