Humans Are The Problem – Michael Cluff

Diane tucked the rock in her pocket. OceanofPDF.com he man sitting across from Sandra had seen something. She could tell. People came to her for different reasons, and many of them had no business looking her up and taking up her time. These people with no real stories to tell were folks who had heard about her and came with fake narratives about ghosts and spirits just to satiate their curiosity.

Others came to her because they didn’t want or couldn’t afford to go to a doctor, but whatever was haunting them was entirely in their head. This man was different. The truth was in the desperation in his eyes, the way his hands shook, and the way his voice cracked. “Tell me again about the figure in the kitchen,” said Sandra, her voice an invisible balm she hoped would put the man at ease and get him to slow down and explain things better.

“Like I said, it was around 2:00 a.m. when I heard the noise,” the man said, fear turning his bloodshot eyes into jumpy animals. “It sounded like someone was dragging a chair across the tiles. I thought it was a burglar or something, you know? I’ve been living on the East Side since my divorce … you know, it’s not the best part of town. Anyway, I keep a baseball bat by my bed.

Been doing that since college. I grabbed the bat and slowly made my way to the kitchen and—” “This is the most important part,” Sandra interrupted. “Slow down and describe it as well as you can. Your description can help me know what we’re dealing with.” The man took a deep breath and went on. “There was a man—a figure —standing next to the table. It was … it was all black. Really tall. Its head came up almost all the way up to the ceiling.

It was skinny, like an afternoon shadow, you know? I walked into the kitchen ready to swing and the thing’s head turned to me. It had no eyes or mouth or nose that I could see, but I knew—I felt—that it was looking at me. I’ve never felt fear like that. It was like someone had injected me with one of those snake venoms that paralyze you or something. I didn’t swing or scream or anything. The black thing turned around and walked away from me in the direction of the fridge.

Then it went through the wall and that was it.” “You mean that was it for that night, right? You mentioned some other … occurrences in your apartment,” said Sandra. “Yeah, yeah, that was it for that night, but more stuff happened,” said the man. “Like?” “Well, I’ve heard the chairs a few more times. I’ve seen things, too. You know like, out of the corner of my eye.

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Moore Aquarium Diver Philip Fracassi Nothing Personal Georgia Cook Woof Patrick Barb If Wishes Were John Langan On This Side of the Veil Gabino Iglesias Epic Troll Auston Habershaw The Man of Seaweed and Reeds Corey Farrenkopf The Sound Leah Claire Kaminski Poor Butcher-Bird Gemma Files Crack of the Bat T.J. Tranchell A Clean Kill Justin Guleserian The Fingernail Man Johnathon Mast Mea Tulpa Gordon Linzner In the House of the Elementals Lisa Morton Passed On Die Booth The Blanch Dominick Cancilla My Friend Nessie J.H.

Moncrieff Laurel’s First Chase Christi Nogle About the Authors Editorial Team OceanofPDF.com WHEN HUMANS ATTACK: A CONCERNING PROLOGUE Admit it. You want to believe that humans are just good. Consider the 12-year-old who designed a wind-powered well for his village in Ghana, or the people who created meatless burgers, or Oprah. It wouldn’t be fair to stop there, though. The fact is, that for every time humans are the solution to the world’s problems, there are nine more times we caused the problem to begin with.

From overpopulation to eating Tide pods, humans keep doing dumb things that harm other people—purposefully and not.

This is a short excerpt from the opening of “” by Unknown, quoted for review and introduction purposes. All rights belong to the copyright holders.

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